Comma Drama

In writing for this blog, my poor grasp of grammar has been put out there for the whole world to experience. I realized the other day that I generally am a poor user of the comma.  I generally tend to overcommasate. What is ‘overcommasate’? To overcommasate is to insert, commas, over-abundantly, in an attempt, to make up for, a lack of, good grammar, skills. It was the realization that I overcommasate that led me to develop other words surrounding the comma. Enjoy!

CommaSense - The personal quality of correct comma usage.

Commakaze – One who is so committed to world domination via commasense, he will pay the ultimate price.

CommaChameleon – An 80’s song about commas that blend in with their surroundings.

Commasutra – I probably should not have put this one on here. Come up with your own definition.

Dalicomma – The far-eastern spiritual leader of those seeking to gain a deeper insight into the nirvana that is the comma.

Published in:  on August 19, 2008 at 11:54 pm Comments (4)
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Everyone say hello to Concertenacious.

First things first, you are likely wondering what ‘Concertenacious’ stands for.  Concetenacious is not a person, therefore, Concertenacious is unable to stand for anything…no legs.  Welcome to my unyielding wit, as I like to call it.  Concertenacious is a word I created to describe my perceived stubborness and my recently found hobby of playing the concertina.  If you read this blog, you will occasionally encounter both.  I hope my religious monologues, music reviews and recommendations and political rants will be of interest to a few out there.  I consider myself to be somewhat of a renaissance man.  No, I don’t hang out at renaissance festivals.  I simply have a wide array of interests and concern myself with both weighty matters and the trivial (my definition).  A small problem with being a renaissance man is that the renaissance was 500 years ago, so as usual, I am behind the curve.  Oh well, off to my first real post.

Published in:  on July 25, 2008 at 1:19 am Comments (1)